This is probably true for most guys out there, but when it gets cold (especially when you have to ride on your bike for HOURS) your penis gets the size of a peanut! I mean, you can hardly find it!!!
So yeah, that's what a discussion would probably go during a pit stop :P
Nik-"I know you're there, come on out!"
Penis-"NO, it is cold!!!"
Nik-"Dude, we need to pee!"
Penis-"YOU GO PEE IN THE COLD!!!"
Nik-"I need YOU to pee, you're the exit!"
Penis-"Well i'm not going out there, let me go I HAVE RIGHTS YOU KNOW, THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY!!!"
Nik-"I'm not even the police you damnass!!!"
Penis-"I'M NOT THE ASS, HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!"
Ass-"Hey guys"
Both-"SHUT UP!"
Nik-"Dude, this is happening, we did it a million times, come on!"
Penis-"Well, it's not gonna happen if i let it out BEFORE I come out!"
Nik-"Don't you DARE!!!"
Penis-"Why??? We'll be nice and warm then!"
Nik-"Ok, that's IT!!!!"
Penis-"NOOOOO!!!!!!"
Ass-"Hey guys, are we unloading?"
Both-"SHUT UP!!!!"
P.S. Before you ask why we're so mean to my ass, well.. He IS an ass!
So yeah, that's what a discussion would probably go during a pit stop :P
Nik-"I know you're there, come on out!"
Penis-"NO, it is cold!!!"
Nik-"Dude, we need to pee!"
Penis-"YOU GO PEE IN THE COLD!!!"
Nik-"I need YOU to pee, you're the exit!"
Penis-"Well i'm not going out there, let me go I HAVE RIGHTS YOU KNOW, THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY!!!"
Nik-"I'm not even the police you damnass!!!"
Penis-"I'M NOT THE ASS, HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!"
Ass-"Hey guys"
Both-"SHUT UP!"
Nik-"Dude, this is happening, we did it a million times, come on!"
Penis-"Well, it's not gonna happen if i let it out BEFORE I come out!"
Nik-"Don't you DARE!!!"
Penis-"Why??? We'll be nice and warm then!"
Nik-"Ok, that's IT!!!!"
Penis-"NOOOOO!!!!!!"
Ass-"Hey guys, are we unloading?"
Both-"SHUT UP!!!!"
P.S. Before you ask why we're so mean to my ass, well.. He IS an ass!
