Guy problems during winter...

This is probably true for most guys out there, but when it gets cold (especially when you have to ride on your bike for HOURS) your penis gets the size of a peanut! I mean, you can hardly find it!!!
So yeah, that's what a discussion would probably go during a pit stop :P

Nik-"I know you're there, come on out!"
Penis-"NO, it is cold!!!"
Nik-"Dude, we need to pee!"
Penis-"YOU GO PEE IN THE COLD!!!"
Nik-"I need YOU to pee, you're the exit!"
Penis-"Well i'm not going out there, let me go I HAVE RIGHTS YOU KNOW, THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY!!!"
Nik-"I'm not even the police you damnass!!!"
Penis-"I'M NOT THE ASS, HE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!!"
Ass-"Hey guys"
Both-"SHUT UP!"
Nik-"Dude, this is happening, we did it a million times, come on!"
Penis-"Well, it's not gonna happen if i let it out BEFORE I come out!"
Nik-"Don't you DARE!!!"
Penis-"Why??? We'll be nice and warm then!"
Nik-"Ok, that's IT!!!!"
Penis-"NOOOOO!!!!!!"
Ass-"Hey guys, are we unloading?"
Both-"SHUT UP!!!!"

P.S. Before you ask why we're so mean to my ass, well.. He IS an ass!

Thoughts on Deadpool

Yeah about the movie, what rock are you living under??? Now shut up and read!

So, Deadpool is coming out in about 2 weeks from now. We're all SUPER HYPED with all the trailers and stuff, how this is going to tie in with the rest of the MCU, or if we're going to see any other known characters from the rest of the Marvel movies, but over all that hype, some of us (including me at first) haven't noticed something.

I actually noticed him talking about "X-Men" and "Mutated cells" and i was like: "Wait, doesn't Fox has the rights for all these???" And it still does, the rights have not gone back to Marvel, and they didn't pull a "spidey" on them (not sure if it's a thing or not, but I'm using it, f@ck off).

It's NOT "Marvel's Deadpool". It's 20th Century Fox. Yeah, the same studio that brought us the original X-men trilogy(mostly "yay!"), the First Class Trilogy (so far), but also the Wolverine and the Fantastic Four movies.
All 3 of them.
Including the last abomination.

Soooo, 1st of all it's NOT part of the MCU. So no crossovers or appearance with Avengers, Spidey (after the Marvel re-boot) or any other MCU character.
It's more likely to see him in the last Wolverine film than any of the above. X-men: First Class films are off the table for now, since the take place in an earlier timeline. In a later film, IF it takes place in the present (or at least HIS present) maaaaybe, but so far it's all speculations. Since it's not MCU where we know they all exist in the same universe (including the TV series too) we 're not sure that Deadpool exists in the same universe as the X-Men we have seen so far. It would be awesome, but we'll have to wait and see.

2nd, the studio has made some great movies, and some bad (really bad) ones. What does that mean about Deadpool? Let's brake it down, shall we?

In the director's chair we got Tim Miller. Don't know him? Probably, since this will be his full film directing debut. That's not necessarily bad, since he did work on good projects/movies before like Scott Pilgrim and writing/producing/visual effect-ing with Blur studios. That's a bonus for me. And I'd like to see some new blood out there, instead of hiring all the great ones. Give the new guy a break, they might surprise you!

Behind the red suite we got Ryan Reynolds, who has made the Deadpool persona a great deal for him, and so far he looks/sounds absolutely AWESOME! The rest of the line-up looks fairly in-character with all their funny little moments (or big ones, depends).

The writers, all 4 of them, are relatively new too, with not much to show (2 of them where part of the G.I.JOE: Retaliation writers team, not sure if a win or not) but still, so far looks good, so again, new blood, new ideas, who knows!

I personally can't wait for the premiere, and i do have my hopes up! I believe we got a great franchise coming up, and we'll enjoy every inch of it!

See you at the premiere night boys and girls!

P.S. I have finally managed to try chimichangas a while back, they are great, try them out!