Ο άντρας ο σωστός!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός πλένει τα πιάτα χωρίς γάντια!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός βάζει σκούπα και μετά τις 22:00!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός απλώνει την μπουγάδα έξω και τον χειμώνα!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός διαλέγει μόνος του τα μπαχαρικά όταν μαγειρεύει!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός ξεσκονίζει και πάνω από τα βιβλία!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός βγάζει το μεικ-απ ΚΑΙ με μαντηλάκια με οινόπνευμα!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός αερίζει και με μείον βαθμούς κελσίου!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός χρησιμοποιεί ΜΟΝΟ χλωρίνη!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός κάνει τσάκιση ΚΑΙ στα σεντόνια!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός βάζει φαγητό στην γάτα 1 φορά την ημέρα!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός πάει και πέρνει γάτα πρώτα!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός κάνει παρκέ ΜΕ τα παπούτσια!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός δεν μαγειρεύει ΠΟΤΕ με ποδιά!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός τρώει το ψωμί ακόμη και μπαγιάτικο!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός αφαιρεί τα λίπη χωρίς Φέρι! Και συμφέρει!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός όταν βράζει μακαρόνια κρατάει μόνο ΕΝΑΝ πυροσβεστήρα!

Ο άντρας ο σωστός όταν πληρώνει τα κοινόχρηστα αφήνει και μπουρμπουάρ!

Άντε, πάλι έβγαλα την αντρίλλα από μέσα μου να ξεθυμάνει!

Stages of personal brain damage.

Although i wanted to have a number up in that title, i just decided to leave it like this, since i'm writing this post one sentence at a time. Let's do this.

Stage 1: Inspiration.

In contrast to popular belief, inspiration is just a small part of the whole process. It usually lasts for a few minutes, at most, but this is the first step to a completed idea. This is when your sensors get something from your environment that triggers your brain. Something you smelt or felt, someone you saw, a conversation that just took place, it can be anything or anyone.

This is when you fingers itch, you start looking for a piece of paper and something to write or draw with. This is the moment of true inspiration.

Stage 2: Idea. After the moment of inspiration, comes the time that you seat down take a look at the scrambled letters and drawings from last night/week/month. This is when you look at it with a clearer mind, and you try to bring yourself back to the moment that triggered all that. You see that this part is nothing but lame, while that part is actually pretty good. While that other part might just do the trick!

This is when you start getting a more complete look at things, add and subtract from your inspiration, and it's more like the story you want to tell.

Stage 3: Brainstorming. Oh, that's a nasty part! It usually doesn't last more than a month or so, but then again, there are always exceptions. It's when you start thinking of the idea, advancing it, rethinking and remodeling it, with everything new you encounter.

Common symptoms are excessive writing and talking, usually with some(or a lot) of stutter when you talk about this idea. It's when you are overwhelmed with ideas, you brain is surging with new things to add, to change, to do!

Stage 4: Completion. I think it's time to seat down(yes, again!) and write all of that, with a more comprehensive way than before. Try out COMPLETE SENTENCES for change! Start putting all these in some order(even a chaotic one, as long as you get it) and start making some calls.

Bonus Stage. The Final Draft. The moment of truth. The part where you take a deep breath, and get ready to actually introduce your idea to others, not for more ideas to add, but as a completed work.

Whether they like it or not, will determine one thing. Either it was the wrong idea, or the wrong audience.

Stage 5: Repeat. What, did you really think that was it? No, no my friend. Trust me, a mind that is able to get inspired once, will do so again. And again. And yes, again. So, take that block and start writing!

See you back in Stage 1!

;-)